July 2026 - Jeremy C. Processing

Director – Seishiro Negaya – 2025 – Japan – Cert. tbc – 19m

*****

Aliens love eating humans, and two humans avoid being eaten by disguising themselves as chickens – plays in the Annecy International Animation Festival 2026 which runs from Sunday, 21st June to Saturday 27th June

It’s just another everyday schoolday for Yohei (voice: Kazuki Ura). He gets out of bed. His mum (voice: Emi Shinohara) makes breakfast and tells him not to keep the cute girl Moemi Kaneda (voice: Kimiko Saito) waiting who wants him to walk her to school. She is twice his height. He’s on animal duty, which means that he must ensure the chickens kept in the schoolyard get fed.

This might sound like nothing out of the ordinary, but Yohei’s strange blue skin and odd face tells a different story, as do Moemi’s mandibles. They are aliens who defeated the humans when they invaded Earth in 2019. And they ate most of the humans, who were particularly tasty to aliens. They would love tto eat more, only, apparently, they’ve eaten all the humans.

Somehow, however, two humans Yuto (voice: Kensho Ono) and Ami (voice: Shin Sakurai) have survivived by disguising themselves as chickens, which aliens don’t like the taste of so much.… Read the rest

Once a Thief
(Chung Hang Sei Hoi,
縱橫四海,
lit: Criss-Cross
Over Four Seas)

Director – John Woo – 1991 – Hong Kong – Cert. 15 – 107m

****1/2

Lightweight caper movie bult around three orphans – two boys in love wth the third child, a girl – raised to become professional art thieves – 4K Restoration plays as part of Bullets and Brotherhood: the Films of John Woo at BFI Southbank from Friday, 3rd July to Friday, 31st July, and is out on 4K UHD on Friday, 3rd August

Three orphans adopted from the street are raised together in Hong Kong by gang boss Chow (Kenneth Tsang) to become professional art thieves – with the two boys Red Bean Pudding (Chow Yun Fat from Hard Boiled, 1992; The Killer, 1987; A Better Tomorrow, 1986, all John Woo) and James (Leslie Cheung from Happy Together, Wong Kar-wai, 1997; A Chinese Ghost Story, Tsui Hark, 1987; A Better Tomorrow, John Woo, 1986) growing up equally in love with the girl Red Bean (Cherie Chung from Wild Search, Ringo Lam, 1989, An Autumn’s Tale, Mabel Cheung, 1987; Peking Opera Blues, Tsui Hark, 1986).

Its best set piece is the opener in which the trio steal a Modigliani painting from a moving lorry, and the whole thing benefits greatly from expertise of Remy Julien (from Bond movies Goldeneye, Martin Campbell, 1995; The Living Daylights, John Glen, 1987; For Your Eyes Only, John Glen, 1981) in the car and motorbike stunt / chase department.… Read the rest